
Fast, cheap, yummy, and I guarantee you don’t want to try and share a bowl of this stuff. It will end badly.


Pop the popcorn, either by microwave or on a stovetop. Then, simply stir in the rest of the ingredients, making sure to mix all of the spices so they don’t end up in a pile at the bottom! I love adding tomato sauce to popcorn (as well as hot sauce) but some people find this a bit too messy. If you’re not all about messy substitute in a teaspoon or two of margarine, oil, or lemon juice so the spices have something to stick to.

Eat with two hands at a time.

I…what…my mind is blown.